February 2010
38 posts
We know that everything is going to be okay. All we need is Kerouac and a glass...
– ‘When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong’ - The Wonder Years
Fucking love it.
(via jelfsysaur)
You know that Josh Groban, he is actually real!!
– Oh Sara, how much of Glee is lost on you..
And i was like ‘I don’t know you well enough to touch my...
– Oh goodtimes at the pub
It’s cool, I’ll just piss in the sink…
Hi impartial phone…
– Alex Jelfs… you have to have been there
You want testicular cancer? NO! Foetus it is!!
You cannot fuck the future, sir - the future fucks you
My knee’s sore from going down…
– Anon. :P (via jelfsysaur)
OH MY GOD WHY WON’T YOU GIVE ME A HICKEY
– My housemate complaining this evening <3
I have never considered killing a friend so...
If I hear any more bad 90’s R’n’B boyband shite or Mariah Carey I am either going to put a gun to my or their head.. undecided… GAH I NEED HXC
We haven’t kissed and yet you want me to suck your ass?
– Carrie (via loverpants)
It will be gone and I will bring it back →
(via loverpants)
I think this is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen
loverpants:
Well EXCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE me for living.
I have been compared to two dictators in the last 24 hours =/
Is it bad that more then anything I am scared it will make me grow a moustache?!
It didnt exactly.. ‘come up’…
– Kiss and tell
Pictures of the epic night out, excluding some... →
Oh my God! Please marry my brother..
– 13/02/2010 - Epic night out <3
‘Part of me is like we should have soup and bread, but…then that sounds a lot...
– Carriebooface (via jelfsysaur)
My fingers are clean, better then I can say for yours
The time i fucked up with taxis and we all had our...
So my beautiful and I are a little DRUNK!! OOPS! I want to document this now whilst I still remember!
-Dancing in the lounge like we were 80s rockers
-Being preposed to, multiple times
-Being a SLAAAAAAGGGGGG
-Horrendous photos - to be posted laterrrrrr
-Hickey contest
-Crossing gender boundaries
-Being asked asked to leave the club
-Crude comments
-CHIPS
-Waking up next to a girl =P
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Look at me. Even in the heat of battle I am so elegant! Regal! I am Ajax. Mighty...
– Sue Sylvester, Glee <3