We know that everything is going to be okay. All we need is Kerouac and a glass...– ‘When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong’ - The Wonder Years Fucking love it. (via jelfsysaur)
You know that Josh Groban, he is actually real!!– Oh Sara, how much of Glee is lost on you..
And i was like ‘I don’t know you well enough to touch my...– Oh goodtimes at the pub
It’s cool, I’ll just piss in the sink…
Hi impartial phone…– Alex Jelfs… you have to have been there
You want testicular cancer? NO! Foetus it is!!
You cannot fuck the future, sir - the future fucks you
My knee’s sore from going down…– Anon. :P (via jelfsysaur)
OH MY GOD WHY WON’T YOU GIVE ME A HICKEY– My housemate complaining this evening <3
I have never considered killing a friend so...
If I hear any more bad 90’s R’n’B boyband shite or Mariah Carey I am either going to put a gun to my or their head.. undecided… GAH I NEED HXC
We haven’t kissed and yet you want me to suck your ass?– Carrie (via loverpants)
It will be gone and I will bring it back →
(via loverpants) I think this is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen
loverpants: Well EXCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE me for living.
I have been compared to two dictators in the last 24 hours =/ Is it bad that more then anything I am scared it will make me grow a moustache?!
It didnt exactly.. ‘come up’…– Kiss and tell
Pictures of the epic night out, excluding some... →
Oh my God! Please marry my brother..– 13/02/2010 - Epic night out <3
‘Part of me is like we should have soup and bread, but…then that sounds a lot...– Carriebooface (via jelfsysaur)
My fingers are clean, better then I can say for yours
The time i fucked up with taxis and we all had our...
So my beautiful and I are a little DRUNK!! OOPS! I want to document this now whilst I still remember! -Dancing in the lounge like we were 80s rockers -Being preposed to, multiple times -Being a SLAAAAAAGGGGGG -Horrendous photos - to be posted laterrrrrr -Hickey contest -Crossing gender boundaries -Being asked asked to leave the club -Crude comments -CHIPS -Waking up next to a girl =P ...
Look at me. Even in the heat of battle I am so elegant! Regal! I am Ajax. Mighty...– Sue Sylvester, Glee <3